Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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