That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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