so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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