Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I am mentally ready for anal.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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