So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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