Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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