you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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