Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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