My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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