i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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