Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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