"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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