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(562): View more from California

The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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Awkward!

(562): View more from California

No he was cute and I said yes!

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis

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(850): View more from Florida

Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet

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(613): View more from Ontario

She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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(512): View more from Texas

There are so many Jimmy John's employees here

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Where are you?

(512): View more from Texas

Jimmy John's.

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(914): View more from New York

I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.

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