I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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