It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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