farters have to be the big spoon...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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