I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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