We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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