I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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