Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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