would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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