i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize
