Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
third nipple confirmed
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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