Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
