They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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