I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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