some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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