You're completely useless in the revolution.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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