I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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