would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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