We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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