Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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