he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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