The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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