I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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