WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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