I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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