I can tuck mytits in my pants
oh god the rape fog is back!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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