were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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