Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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