is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
now i know why i became what i already was.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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