So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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