Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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