have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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