GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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