I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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