You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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