I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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