the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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