ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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