what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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