normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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