the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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