508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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